1). Painting him pink and using him as a dildo. Extra strength grip and lubrication.
2). Babysitting. Who better than the prez of the youth league to keep an eye on the young 'uns. He can play with their malleable minds (only to realise 4-year-olds can blink and chew at the same time, unlike him).
3. He could be the second coming. Jesus in disguise, a strange disguise but come all ye faithful and learn to forgive Julius as the Big J died for all our sins.
4). Lightning conductor. He usually attracts stupidity so imagine after a few million volts of electricity poured through his skull. Light bulb! he could be rendered intelligent (if it's a Roadrunner cartoon, maybe). On the bright side, he's be reduced to a pile of ash. Yay.
5). A model. Strutting his sexy self down the catwalk is in his blood. I just know it! He loves fashion, expensive things, he can't speak English properly and can't seem to think... just like a supermodel.
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